1 00:00:07,738 --> 00:00:09,281 - [Cecil] Target is Doc Seismic. - [cackling] 2 00:00:09,364 --> 00:00:10,699 [grunts] 3 00:00:10,782 --> 00:00:12,868 -[exhales] -Huh? [screams, grunts] 4 00:00:13,994 --> 00:00:15,078 [Mark] We're going to college together. 5 00:00:15,162 --> 00:00:18,081 [Amber] I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all. 6 00:00:18,165 --> 00:00:19,750 The Immortal's now in charge. 7 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:21,710 [astronaut] We are down, Houston. 8 00:00:21,793 --> 00:00:24,588 [Martian emperor] If a single sequid fuses with 9 00:00:24,671 --> 00:00:28,091 one of your people, they will rise up as one. 10 00:00:28,175 --> 00:00:29,926 Finally, some action! 11 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:30,802 - [shouts] - [grunts] 12 00:00:30,886 --> 00:00:33,138 [Mark] I always wanted to be my dad. 13 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,432 What if that happens? 14 00:00:35,515 --> 00:00:37,684 It's been an honor, sir. 15 00:00:38,977 --> 00:00:40,645 - [gasps] - [Mark] I'm better. 16 00:00:40,729 --> 00:00:42,814 - I'm stronger. I'm ready. - No, you're not. 17 00:00:42,898 --> 00:00:44,024 [Mark] I'll work for you, 18 00:00:44,107 --> 00:00:46,526 just put me back out there. 19 00:00:48,361 --> 00:00:50,155 [Principal Winslow] For some of you, 20 00:00:50,238 --> 00:00:54,075 it probably seemed like this day would never come. 21 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:55,994 For others, 22 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:58,663 it came far too quickly. 23 00:00:58,747 --> 00:01:02,626 Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this. 24 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:05,504 For what comes next. 25 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:08,423 You are. I look out at this class 26 00:01:08,507 --> 00:01:11,009 and I see hope. 27 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:15,013 I see a bright new world with a special place 28 00:01:15,096 --> 00:01:19,059 for each and every one of you. You may not know yet... 29 00:01:19,142 --> 00:01:23,146 Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he? 30 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:24,481 He's just running a little late. 31 00:01:24,564 --> 00:01:26,816 This is why I quit superheroing. 32 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:30,278 I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once. 33 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:31,947 It needs to be enjoyed. 34 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:34,991 Appreciated. Savored. 35 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:36,952 He'll be here. He promised. 36 00:01:37,035 --> 00:01:40,747 Look at you. You're thieves! Rapists! 37 00:01:40,831 --> 00:01:42,916 Criminals. 38 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:45,627 All so ignorant of your 39 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,838 true crimes against terra therma. 40 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:52,217 What is it with you and historical monuments? S... Uh, 41 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:54,344 Professor Seismic, right? 42 00:01:54,427 --> 00:01:56,054 Doc Seismic. 43 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:57,597 I never taught. 44 00:01:57,681 --> 00:02:00,642 Didn't you fall into, like, a huge pool of lava? 45 00:02:00,725 --> 00:02:03,854 I fell into a new realm of understanding. 46 00:02:03,937 --> 00:02:05,689 Do you know what this obscene 47 00:02:05,772 --> 00:02:07,649 phallus is constructed from? 48 00:02:07,732 --> 00:02:10,569 He asked, expecting some idiotic answer. 49 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:13,029 Uh... 50 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:15,115 Granite stolen from the Earth. 51 00:02:15,198 --> 00:02:18,118 Iron ripped from her loins. 52 00:02:18,201 --> 00:02:20,829 Bricks made of the clay she bleeds 53 00:02:20,912 --> 00:02:23,957 from humanity's endless ruinations. 54 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,626 Isn't that most buildings? 55 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:32,215 You can keep the ones made of wood. 56 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:35,594 Everything else, we're taking back. 57 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:37,888 Ha! 58 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,060 Ah! [grunts] 59 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,564 [people exclaiming] 60 00:02:47,647 --> 00:02:49,900 [people screaming] 61 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,443 [Doc Seismic] I made a few new friends 62 00:02:51,526 --> 00:02:54,112 during my time underground. 63 00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:57,574 Meet my Magmanites. 64 00:02:57,657 --> 00:02:59,492 [growling] 65 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:05,957 I liked you better when you just hated presidents. 66 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:09,461 As you find your place in the world, 67 00:03:09,544 --> 00:03:11,755 know that it won't always be easy. 68 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:14,674 Sometimes, life hits you with everything it's got. 69 00:03:14,758 --> 00:03:16,134 [people screaming] 70 00:03:18,011 --> 00:03:19,638 [grunts] 71 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,806 Huh? 72 00:03:23,141 --> 00:03:24,059 [grunts] 73 00:03:26,519 --> 00:03:28,772 [laughs] 74 00:03:36,154 --> 00:03:37,864 [cackling] 75 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:44,621 The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh. 76 00:03:44,704 --> 00:03:45,956 - [grunts] - [Principal Winslow] When you find yourself 77 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:49,209 in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid. 78 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:51,294 For without adversity, 79 00:03:51,378 --> 00:03:53,963 there can be no triumph. 80 00:03:54,047 --> 00:03:55,966 Without testing your limits, 81 00:03:56,049 --> 00:03:59,344 you will never know how strong you truly are. 82 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,514 [grunts] 83 00:04:05,016 --> 00:04:05,767 [grunts] 84 00:04:07,435 --> 00:04:09,187 [grunting] 85 00:04:19,572 --> 00:04:22,409 [both grunting] 86 00:04:22,492 --> 00:04:24,661 [Cecil over earpiece] You're running out of time, kid. 87 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:27,163 I know. 88 00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:29,082 [grunts] 89 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,501 Aah! 90 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:34,170 [Doc Seismic laughs] 91 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:38,008 See? Even your greatest heroes are useless 92 00:04:38,091 --> 00:04:41,511 against the power of Doc... 93 00:04:41,594 --> 00:04:43,513 [screaming] 94 00:04:50,603 --> 00:04:51,646 [groans] 95 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:53,732 [sighs] 96 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,191 [Cecil] Nice save, Mark. 97 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:57,277 Would've been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed 98 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,237 another one of America's greatest treasures. 99 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,781 [sighs] It's not destroyed. 100 00:05:02,782 --> 00:05:05,118 I could, you know, I could try pushing it back out 101 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:08,079 - to, you know... - Do not do that. 102 00:05:08,163 --> 00:05:09,748 We'll take it from here. 103 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,124 [Principal Winslow] As the great 104 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:12,917 Abraham Lincoln once said, 105 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:16,546 "Whatever you are, be a good one." 106 00:05:16,629 --> 00:05:19,424 Did he, though? Did he really say that? 107 00:05:19,507 --> 00:05:21,551 Doesn't sound very Lincoln-y. 108 00:05:21,634 --> 00:05:23,344 [Mark sighs] So, all I missed were the 109 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:25,764 made-up inspirational quotes? Cool. 110 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,099 Hey there, hero. Good timing. 111 00:05:28,183 --> 00:05:29,142 - Mm. - Mm. 112 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:30,894 [sniffs] 113 00:05:30,977 --> 00:05:33,103 Is that... sulfur? 114 00:05:33,188 --> 00:05:35,273 Oh, man, wait till I tell you about this guy. 115 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:38,193 He's a case against higher education. 116 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:39,778 [band playing "Pomp and Circumstance"] 117 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,279 [announcer] Amber Justine Bennett. 118 00:05:41,362 --> 00:05:42,697 [crowd cheering] 119 00:05:42,781 --> 00:05:45,200 Yeah! 120 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:47,160 [announcer] William Francis Clockwell. 121 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,536 [crowd cheering] 122 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,204 I'd say it's been fun, but, you know-- 123 00:05:50,288 --> 00:05:51,498 high school. 124 00:05:51,581 --> 00:05:53,833 [announcer] Markus Sebastian Grayson. 125 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:56,753 -[crowd cheering] -[woman] Let's go, Markus. 126 00:05:56,836 --> 00:05:59,089 [announcer] Samantha Eve Wilkins. 127 00:05:59,172 --> 00:06:00,256 [crowd cheering] 128 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:04,761 Markus Sebastian? 129 00:06:04,844 --> 00:06:07,972 I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore. 130 00:06:08,056 --> 00:06:09,849 Some secrets should never 131 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:12,435 be revealed... Justine. 132 00:06:12,519 --> 00:06:14,437 [laughs] 133 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:17,649 Everyone, please rise. 134 00:06:17,732 --> 00:06:19,901 Congratulations, graduates. 135 00:06:19,984 --> 00:06:21,778 - [students cheering] - Yeah! 136 00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:26,324 Ooh, crap. 137 00:06:26,407 --> 00:06:29,744 Remember, be bold, 138 00:06:29,828 --> 00:06:32,747 be original, be... 139 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:34,833 ♪ ♪ 140 00:06:39,254 --> 00:06:41,256 [♪ Chair Model: "Hey You"] 141 00:06:47,971 --> 00:06:52,016 I don't know. I don't feel any different. 142 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:56,062 It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity. 143 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:59,440 Amber, summer plans. Go. 144 00:06:59,524 --> 00:07:01,818 Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late 145 00:07:01,901 --> 00:07:04,529 for two whole months. 146 00:07:04,612 --> 00:07:06,239 I mean... 147 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:08,074 on the weekends, maybe. 148 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:10,368 I'm at the community center 149 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:12,370 Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. 150 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:14,289 Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering 151 00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:15,999 for the Katie Giles campaign? 152 00:07:16,082 --> 00:07:19,002 That's your idea of a summer vacation? 153 00:07:19,085 --> 00:07:21,588 Hey, Giles is the real deal. 154 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:23,923 Do you even know your state comptroller? 155 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:27,594 I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you. 156 00:07:27,677 --> 00:07:30,221 I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show 157 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:33,558 I've never heard of and binge every episode twice. 158 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:36,269 Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vay-cay. 159 00:07:36,352 --> 00:07:40,106 I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction, 160 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:41,983 up in Chicago. 161 00:07:43,776 --> 00:07:45,528 Sorry, I didn't mean to make that 162 00:07:45,612 --> 00:07:47,071 weird for you or... [stammers] 163 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:50,200 No, that's... that's amazing. 164 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:52,911 Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face? 165 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,495 Seems cathartic. 166 00:07:54,579 --> 00:07:57,916 Right now, I'm just happy helping people. 167 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:01,419 [William] Speaking of... [laughs] 168 00:08:05,089 --> 00:08:07,759 God, I love having superhero friends. 169 00:08:07,842 --> 00:08:09,260 I mean Eve, specifically. 170 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:12,722 Mark won't even take me flying anymore. Boo. Hiss. 171 00:08:12,805 --> 00:08:16,142 To graduation and new beginnings. 172 00:08:16,226 --> 00:08:17,477 Mark? 173 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,603 I'm on call. Cecil might need me. 174 00:08:19,687 --> 00:08:21,981 You're always on call now. 175 00:08:22,065 --> 00:08:24,525 - That's the job. - It's all right. 176 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,528 Here. 177 00:08:28,905 --> 00:08:29,822 What's this? 178 00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:31,699 Virgin mai tai. 179 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:34,243 Very funny. 180 00:08:34,327 --> 00:08:36,621 [chuckles] Cheers, guys. 181 00:08:36,704 --> 00:08:38,455 To the best summer ever. 182 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,041 ♪ Just another day ♪ 183 00:08:40,123 --> 00:08:41,541 ♪ Lucky that you got that ♪♪ 184 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:43,169 [astronaut] I'm telling you, this Martian problem 185 00:08:43,253 --> 00:08:44,921 isn't gonna fix itself. 186 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:46,756 They were gonna execute us. 187 00:08:46,839 --> 00:08:48,841 We-we barely got off that rock alive. 188 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:51,135 Come on. They were trying to save their planet. 189 00:08:51,219 --> 00:08:52,762 From their own slaves. 190 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:55,765 If those sequids ever take over, Earth is next. 191 00:08:55,848 --> 00:08:57,558 We need to strike first. 192 00:08:57,642 --> 00:08:59,602 Send up that Invincible guy again. 193 00:08:59,686 --> 00:09:02,897 [scoffs] You're talking about starting an interplanetary war. 194 00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:07,360 [director] Hm... Livingston? 195 00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:10,822 Uh... What-what-what? Well, what-what makes you 196 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:14,033 think I know anything about Martians? 197 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:15,785 [chuckles] Is that how you say it-- Martians? 198 00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:19,455 I, um, I have to visit... [grunts] the urination chamber. 199 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,127 [panting] 200 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,878 Get a grip. Get a grip. 201 00:09:25,962 --> 00:09:29,465 You are a smart Earth astronaut. 202 00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,219 Say, uh, everything okay, Rus? 203 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:36,556 Fine. Everything... [stammers] everything's okay, yeah. 204 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:38,016 Sorry, how long have you been standing there? 205 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,977 Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide. 206 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,478 Well, I, uh, l-listen, son, 207 00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:45,356 I know things haven't been easy since Mars. 208 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,775 After what you all went through up there, 209 00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:51,779 no one can blame you for being a little, uh... 210 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:59,370 Uh... not yourself. 211 00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:03,374 But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston, 212 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:06,627 this is the U.S. Space Administration, 213 00:10:06,711 --> 00:10:08,129 not therapy. 214 00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:11,382 Oh, God. No. 215 00:10:11,466 --> 00:10:14,469 Well, I-I don't know how else to say this... 216 00:10:14,552 --> 00:10:16,054 Please don't kill me! 217 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,180 What? 218 00:10:17,263 --> 00:10:20,350 Spare me! I won't fail you again. 219 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:22,310 I swear on my three-chambered heart. 220 00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:24,354 Just please do not stab all three of them. 221 00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:26,397 Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree. 222 00:10:26,481 --> 00:10:29,067 No one's killing anybody. 223 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:32,528 But effective immediately, you're taking a temporary leave 224 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:34,280 till you can get your head on straight. 225 00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:35,823 [gasps] 226 00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:38,201 [door opens, closes] 227 00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,455 [grunts] 228 00:10:48,086 --> 00:10:49,379 [gasps] Holy shit. 229 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:51,964 - [people exclaiming] - [grunts] 230 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:53,841 Um... 231 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:03,226 [grunts] 232 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:09,982 Whew. There. [sighs] 233 00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:12,568 - Saved you some work. - [cheering] 234 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,239 What the hell do you think you're doing? 235 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:18,825 You scared the piss out of my entire crew. 236 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:22,286 Uh, I'm just trying to help. 237 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,205 How do I know that's to code? 238 00:11:24,288 --> 00:11:26,249 - [groans] - You know what? 239 00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:28,334 Go stuff your code up your ass. 240 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:29,794 I live in that building. 241 00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:31,796 And if it was up to the bureaucrats, 242 00:11:31,879 --> 00:11:34,674 we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until Labor Day. 243 00:11:34,757 --> 00:11:36,342 - [crowd murmuring] - [scoffs] 244 00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:39,303 - [sighs] Thanks. - Thank you. 245 00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:42,807 Mommy, does this mean we can go home now? 246 00:11:42,890 --> 00:11:45,560 It's about time someone cut through all the red tape 247 00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:48,938 and did something, instead of just talking about it. 248 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:50,606 You know how long I've been begging the city 249 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,066 to clean up that mess? 250 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,735 Six years. [chuckles] 251 00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:56,988 [sighs] Oh, but unless you know somebody? 252 00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:58,489 [scoffs] Good luck. 253 00:11:58,573 --> 00:12:01,659 You know me, don't you? 254 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,290 [grunts] 255 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:24,557 [crowd exclaiming] 256 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,814 [woman laughs] 257 00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:35,776 - Wow. - That is so cool! 258 00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:41,449 [phone rings] 259 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,160 Hey, Mom. 260 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:47,413 No, no, everything's fine. Great, actually. 261 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:50,208 I was just thinking about you, and... Wait. 262 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,293 Is something wrong? 263 00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,544 [Mark yawns] 264 00:12:53,628 --> 00:12:56,422 - Hey, Mom. - Morning. 265 00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:00,134 Since when do you drink coffee? 266 00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:02,011 [yawning] Since I got my powers. 267 00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:06,807 Oh. I hadn't noticed. 268 00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:08,643 Mm. 269 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,855 [scoffs] It keeps doing that. 270 00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:16,859 I told Cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs. 271 00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:18,819 Yeah, well, at least he fixed our house. 272 00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,404 His people shot it up. 273 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,741 Can we please not do this right now? 274 00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,660 Sorry. 275 00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:28,704 I guess we're both still a bit raw. 276 00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:30,456 So... 277 00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,625 how about we take a little break? 278 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,086 I found some crazy deals online. 279 00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:37,797 I'm-I'm thinking beach trip. 280 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,510 You and me. Somewhere tropical with a-a fancy hotel. 281 00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:43,678 Bermuda. 282 00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:46,138 - Maybe Saint Lucia. - Seriously? 283 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:48,140 Call it a graduation present. 284 00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:52,811 [sighs] I mean, I want to, but... 285 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:55,064 Cecil told me the Guardians are working out some issues, 286 00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:58,067 and I don't know if I can take off right now. 287 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,027 Well, what about taking the time to enjoy 288 00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:01,821 your last summer being a kid? 289 00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:05,116 [sighs] I'm not a kid anymore. 290 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:07,535 Yes, I know that. You're an adult. 291 00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,453 But that means making your own choices. 292 00:14:09,537 --> 00:14:11,789 - You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you. - Yeah, Mom, 293 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,499 I kind of do. 294 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:17,128 The last time I did this on my own, half a city got destroyed. 295 00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:19,630 - I understand. - No, you don't. 296 00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:21,799 Let me finish. I understand why you think 297 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:24,302 you have to prove yourself, but you don't. 298 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,720 You're a good person. 299 00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:27,513 No one thinks you're gonna turn out like your father. 300 00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,557 Well, then why would you even say it? 301 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,892 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. 302 00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:34,103 [Cecil over earpiece] Mark, I need you. 303 00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:36,439 - Thank God. - What? 304 00:14:36,522 --> 00:14:38,482 - I have to go. - Wait, Mark. Wait. 305 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,402 [door opens, closes] 306 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,573 [sighs] 307 00:14:45,656 --> 00:14:47,491 [Rex groans] 308 00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:48,951 - I quit. - [panting] 309 00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:52,413 I'm done. Fuck your training, man. 310 00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:55,916 [grunts] 311 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,960 People try and kill me 312 00:14:58,044 --> 00:14:59,670 every single day. 313 00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:02,548 Look, I don't need that shit at home. 314 00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:06,260 [groans] Somebody got me in the balls. 315 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,553 Maybe if you trained more 316 00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,430 and complained less, we could get back 317 00:15:09,513 --> 00:15:12,266 - to saving lives. - [sighs] 318 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,727 We just stopped him from being that guy, 319 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,896 and now we've got you? 320 00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:20,941 Ugh, fuck my life. 321 00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,945 [Dupli-Kate giggles, moans] 322 00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:26,864 [giggles] 323 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:30,201 [singsongy] Kate? Is that you? 324 00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:31,786 I've got a boo-boo 325 00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:34,205 that could use some dupli-kisses. 326 00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:36,290 [laughs] 327 00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,958 - [gasps] - First of all, 328 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,752 - We are not dating. - [sighs] 329 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,672 And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace. 330 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:45,216 So kiss your own boo-boo... 331 00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:48,761 boo... boo... [moans] 332 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,888 Wait, I know that look. 333 00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,349 - [sighs] - [sighs] Oh, 334 00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,059 are you shitting me? 335 00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:58,270 You goddamn geriatric hypocrite. 336 00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:01,148 This is none of your business. 337 00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:03,442 - Aw, come on! - You and I were never a thing. 338 00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:06,570 The Immortal and I are. Deal with it. 339 00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:07,863 Kate. 340 00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:11,742 Don't do this. Please. 341 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,246 [TV announcer] We called them heroes, 342 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:18,040 role models, protectors. 343 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,376 But no one ever expected to call 344 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:23,254 the Guardians of the Globe victims. 345 00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:25,965 Welcome to our first annual commemoration 346 00:16:26,048 --> 00:16:28,134 of the massacre that shook the world. 347 00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:31,470 - We begin by honoring Aquarus, King of Atlantis. - [knock on door] 348 00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:33,305 - [sighs] - Aquarus first won hearts 349 00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:35,474 and minds when he singlehandedly rescued... 350 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,143 Hi, Rus. 351 00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,519 Yes, Rus. 352 00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,730 I know you lost your job, 353 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:44,233 but the rent's been due for months. So, you know... 354 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,778 - I do? - [TV announcer] ...served as a symbol for those of us 355 00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,405 who feel different... 356 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:50,698 Just find a way to pay your bills, 357 00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,242 or I need you out by the end of next week. 358 00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:55,494 [TV announcer] Next, we honor the Guardians' 359 00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:57,705 fallen green do-gooder: 360 00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,331 Martian Man. 361 00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:01,417 He may have come from the stars, 362 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,210 but Martian Man will always be 363 00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:06,172 one of Earth's greatest superheroes. 364 00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:07,465 While taking on bigger threats 365 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,215 was part of his job as a Guardian, 366 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,010 Martian Man always 367 00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:14,597 made time to help first responders on the scene. 368 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,348 With his gentle nature 369 00:17:16,432 --> 00:17:19,310 and kind spirit, Martian Man made Earth 370 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:20,895 his home. 371 00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:29,403 [Cecil over earpiece] Here's the need-to-know. 372 00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:31,238 We've had multiple 373 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:33,282 corroborated sightings of Darkwing, 374 00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:36,202 which is perturbing to me, considering that I personally 375 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:39,163 ID'd what was left of his rib cage last year. 376 00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:42,750 Oh, uh, sorry. 377 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,419 It's okay. 378 00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:47,588 So, observe and report? 379 00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,924 That's why you're employee of the month, kid. 380 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,928 Midnight City. 381 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,471 Been a virtual no-man's-land 382 00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:58,474 since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in '02. 383 00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,100 So when you say "cursed," 384 00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,394 is that, like, a metaphor or... 385 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:04,188 [gasps] 386 00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,398 What the hell? 387 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:07,900 I mean it's cursed. 388 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,694 Permanent midnight, perpetual darkness. 389 00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:12,780 Summer on the dark side of the moon. 390 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:21,831 So weird. 391 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,709 [laughs] Hm... 392 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:28,087 Let me know when you're done playing tourist. 393 00:18:34,385 --> 00:18:36,971 Oh, oh, God. Help. Help! 394 00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:39,306 Please, somebody help me! [grunts] 395 00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,852 Ple... 396 00:18:43,894 --> 00:18:45,688 Aah! 397 00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:47,982 Please... 398 00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:50,359 s-somebody help me. 399 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,489 I am helping. 400 00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:57,658 [exclaims] 401 00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:58,993 [grunts] 402 00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:00,578 Helping make sure scum like you 403 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,372 never hurt another innocent person again. 404 00:19:03,455 --> 00:19:06,667 [grunts] 405 00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,380 [gasps] 406 00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:12,840 [groans] 407 00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:14,842 Come on, man. 408 00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:16,677 Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, 409 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,263 so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people. 410 00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:21,307 Also, pretty sure he's dead. 411 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,642 Killed by your father, Invincible. 412 00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,436 Which is why I carry on his work. 413 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,605 I was Night Boy, his assistant. 414 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,482 Assistant? Wait, you mean sidekick? 415 00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,902 We don't use that term. 416 00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:36,405 It's degrading. 417 00:19:36,488 --> 00:19:39,241 [Cecil] Okay, bring him in. He's lost it. 418 00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,326 You think? 419 00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:42,119 - You hear them, too? - Huh? 420 00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:44,288 The voices. 421 00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:48,584 Oh, man... Hey, you're coming with me. Okay? 422 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,087 I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath. 423 00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:55,758 Hey, I'm being nice, so watch it. 424 00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,676 [grunts] 425 00:19:58,636 --> 00:19:59,845 Huh? 426 00:20:04,183 --> 00:20:06,560 [grunts] 427 00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:07,227 Ow. 428 00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,938 I felt that. 429 00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,522 My predecessor developed 430 00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:12,650 this exoskeleton to help even the field 431 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,151 against those like you. 432 00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:17,529 But that's not what you should be worried about. 433 00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:20,449 Hey, man, I said I felt that punch. I didn't say it hurt. 434 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:21,909 [grunts] 435 00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:24,828 [grunts] 436 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:26,830 [shouts, grunts] 437 00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:29,083 [both grunting] 438 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,126 Aah! 439 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,213 Welcome to the Shadowverse. 440 00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:36,548 There are dark things here. 441 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,717 Hungry things. 442 00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:41,303 Even I don't dare to stay too long. 443 00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:44,306 But I hope you like it, 444 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:48,727 because you are never leaving. 445 00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,271 I liked the old Darkwing better. 446 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:52,398 I'm the hero here! 447 00:20:52,481 --> 00:20:54,108 I'm saving the world 448 00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:56,318 from Omni-Man's son. 449 00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:58,988 [gasps, grunts] 450 00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:00,739 Hey, don't call me that. 451 00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:03,951 Let go. [grunts] 452 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,120 Not until you take me back. 453 00:21:06,203 --> 00:21:08,872 [alien growling] 454 00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:12,084 Hmm. Guess who they'll eat first. 455 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,420 [Night Boy gasps] 456 00:21:15,754 --> 00:21:17,172 [grunts] 457 00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:19,133 [gasps] You would never. 458 00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:22,344 Like you said, I'm Omni-Man's son. 459 00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:26,181 You have no idea 460 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:28,475 what I'm capable of. 461 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:30,811 [gasps] 462 00:21:32,104 --> 00:21:35,315 There. Now let go of... [grunts] 463 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:36,567 [grunts] 464 00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:43,699 [Cecil] Mark? 465 00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:45,951 We lost you for a minute. Where were you? 466 00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,911 You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick. 467 00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:51,498 When he regains consciousness. 468 00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:53,417 [chuckles] Okay. Bring him in. 469 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,961 I got to sign off. Something just came up. 470 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,629 Anything I can do? 471 00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:59,089 I doubt it. 472 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,593 Debbie, what a pleasant surprise. 473 00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:04,344 What can I do for you? 474 00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:05,763 Mark almost missed 475 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,973 his high school graduation because of you. 476 00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:09,767 He only gets one of those. 477 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,769 He's barely 18, Cecil. 478 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,104 Mark came to me. 479 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:16,857 I'm looking out for him. I'm easing him back into the job. 480 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:20,527 It's not a job. And he's not your... your-your soldier. 481 00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:22,237 You can't just order him around. 482 00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:24,448 Well, at least he follows orders. 483 00:22:24,531 --> 00:22:25,449 [gasps] 484 00:22:25,532 --> 00:22:28,160 Debbie, I didn't mean that. 485 00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,953 That's what this is about, isn't it? 486 00:22:30,037 --> 00:22:31,914 That you're in control, not him. 487 00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:33,582 That he's not like his father. 488 00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:36,335 - Debbie... - I can't believe you'd even think that 489 00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:38,170 after everything Mark went through. 490 00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:40,881 And what if you decide you can't trust him? What then? 491 00:22:40,964 --> 00:22:42,299 That won't happen. 492 00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:44,510 I wish I believed you. 493 00:22:44,593 --> 00:22:46,720 Debbie... [sighs] 494 00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:49,181 I meant what I said, about looking out for Mark. 495 00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:51,892 No dangerous stuff until he's ready. 496 00:22:51,975 --> 00:22:54,937 And he calls the shots. You have my word. 497 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:57,356 Sir, the Mars file you requested. 498 00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:01,819 D... Donald? 499 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,905 Debbie. Are you okay? 500 00:23:04,988 --> 00:23:06,573 She was just leaving. 501 00:23:09,118 --> 00:23:10,953 That was Donald. 502 00:23:12,579 --> 00:23:13,789 [sighs] 503 00:23:13,872 --> 00:23:18,085 [scoffs] Huh. Wonder what that was about. 504 00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:20,504 [Eve's mom] I told you, sweetie. Everything's fine. 505 00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:23,048 You don't sound fine, Mom. 506 00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:24,424 Are you and dad fighting again? 507 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:27,302 - No, nothing like that. - Well, then what? 508 00:23:27,386 --> 00:23:30,556 Mom, it's me. 509 00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:34,184 I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay? 510 00:23:34,268 --> 00:23:36,603 Things have been a little tight lately, financially, 511 00:23:36,687 --> 00:23:39,231 but we're fine. Really, sweetie. 512 00:23:39,314 --> 00:23:40,524 Mom, why didn't you say something? 513 00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:41,733 You know I can help out. 514 00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:45,070 [Eve's mom] Samantha. 515 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,449 - There. - Turn it back, please, 516 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:51,076 before your father gets home. 517 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,871 - Why? What's going on? - [door opens, closes] 518 00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:56,331 Samantha? 519 00:23:56,415 --> 00:23:58,041 Dad? 520 00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,127 What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt? 521 00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:02,880 It's called an honest day's work. 522 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,507 But the furniture store-- you've been there for 20 years. 523 00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:08,218 Until you people turned the Chicago corporate office 524 00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:09,720 into a pile of rubble. 525 00:24:09,803 --> 00:24:11,513 Ugh, God. Why didn't you tell me? 526 00:24:11,597 --> 00:24:13,932 Maybe you should have asked, instead of flying off 527 00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:16,310 to God knows where doing God knows what. 528 00:24:16,393 --> 00:24:18,770 [Eve] All right, well, I'm here now. 529 00:24:18,854 --> 00:24:21,690 Okay? You don't have to work some minimum wage job 530 00:24:21,773 --> 00:24:24,860 like a teenager. I can give you and mom whatever you want. 531 00:24:24,943 --> 00:24:28,780 I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive. 532 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:33,285 There. 24 karat. 533 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:34,786 - You can sell this and... - Turn it back. 534 00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:37,998 Ugh. You're being stubborn for no reason. 535 00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:41,043 I said change it back. 536 00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:43,921 [phone buzzes] 537 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,048 [sighs] I have to run. 538 00:24:46,131 --> 00:24:48,675 The Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago. 539 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:50,969 I will visit in a few days to check in. 540 00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:54,473 And make dad sell this. Bye. 541 00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,852 [Amber] Hi there. I'm calling 542 00:24:58,936 --> 00:25:00,354 on behalf of the Katy Giles campaign 543 00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:01,605 to ask for your vote 544 00:25:01,688 --> 00:25:03,732 in next month's state comptroller election. 545 00:25:03,815 --> 00:25:06,443 No, comptroller. 546 00:25:06,526 --> 00:25:10,197 You know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances. 547 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,449 It's critical work and... 548 00:25:12,532 --> 00:25:14,034 Hello? Hello? 549 00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:16,119 I think you need a new slogan 550 00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:18,538 that doesn't have the word "audit" in it, or 551 00:25:18,622 --> 00:25:20,457 "comptroller." 552 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:24,169 Local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights, 553 00:25:24,253 --> 00:25:27,256 but that doesn't mean you're the only one saving the world. 554 00:25:27,339 --> 00:25:29,925 See? That's a better slogan. 555 00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:34,096 [chuckles] Shouldn't you be off punching things into space? 556 00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:36,598 Surprise. [laughs] 557 00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:39,643 I'm taking you to lunch. 558 00:25:39,726 --> 00:25:42,646 Ooh. Unexpected, but appreciated. 559 00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:44,356 Let me go grab my bag. 560 00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:46,858 There's this great Thai place down the street. 561 00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:51,238 Uh, I had somewhere else in mind. 562 00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:53,156 [♪ The Last Royals: "Truly.Modern.Love"] 563 00:25:57,703 --> 00:25:59,871 I said I'd be back at 1:30. 564 00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:02,541 We're almost there. 565 00:26:02,624 --> 00:26:05,419 ♪ Lighter than air weighs, cleaner than romance ♪ 566 00:26:05,502 --> 00:26:06,753 ♪ And easier... 567 00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:10,257 Okay. You can look now. 568 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,302 Oh... my God. 569 00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:16,305 You brought me to Paris? 570 00:26:16,388 --> 00:26:18,724 Sort of. 571 00:26:18,807 --> 00:26:20,475 Is that a casino? 572 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:22,477 ♪ All you need to know is I'll find you there... 573 00:26:22,561 --> 00:26:26,690 [sighs] Okay, yeah, so it's just Las Vegas, 574 00:26:26,773 --> 00:26:28,317 okay? 575 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,485 You only get an hour for lunch, and I can't fly you to Europe 576 00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:33,030 that fast without your skin ripping off, so... 577 00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:37,117 Can I kiss you anyway? 578 00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:42,331 You get an A for effort. 579 00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:45,667 And for letting me keep my skin on. 580 00:26:45,751 --> 00:26:48,045 Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage 581 00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:51,173 of dating a superhero without any of the perks. 582 00:26:52,215 --> 00:26:54,426 [Cecil over earpiece] Mark, I need you. 583 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:56,303 Give me a sec. 584 00:26:56,386 --> 00:26:58,055 [sighs] 585 00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:00,474 Dinner tonight instead? 586 00:27:00,557 --> 00:27:02,351 [sighs] 587 00:27:02,434 --> 00:27:05,103 Go save the world, Invincible. 588 00:27:05,187 --> 00:27:07,439 Just make sure the voice in your ear 589 00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:09,524 isn't the only one you listen to. 590 00:27:11,568 --> 00:27:13,445 You're way too good for me. 591 00:27:16,323 --> 00:27:18,825 Mm. Also, I need to take you 592 00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:22,245 - back to work first. - [laughs] 593 00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:41,014 - You're late. - For what-- low tide? 594 00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:43,308 Something like that. 595 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:45,560 Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man 596 00:27:45,644 --> 00:27:47,896 murdering their king, Aquarus. 597 00:27:47,979 --> 00:27:50,690 And since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane, 598 00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:52,901 Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls 599 00:27:52,984 --> 00:27:56,196 to his next of kin. You. 600 00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:57,656 That's a stupid law. 601 00:27:57,739 --> 00:28:00,700 Maybe. But Atlantis controls the oceans. 602 00:28:00,784 --> 00:28:02,411 They've threatened to erase the Eastern seaboard 603 00:28:02,494 --> 00:28:03,995 if we don't deal with this. 604 00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,039 You want me to go to war against an entire 605 00:28:06,123 --> 00:28:07,791 underwater civilization? 606 00:28:07,874 --> 00:28:09,835 Who said anything about war? 607 00:28:09,918 --> 00:28:12,421 According to Atlantean custom, the only way to atone 608 00:28:12,504 --> 00:28:15,215 for the king's murder is to marry his widow. 609 00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:16,466 What? 610 00:28:16,550 --> 00:28:18,635 It's an honor, if you think about it. 611 00:28:18,718 --> 00:28:21,471 I can't marry a fish. I have a girlfriend. 612 00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:23,807 Relax. It's strictly symbolic. 613 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:25,100 All you have to do is go through the ceremony. 614 00:28:25,183 --> 00:28:27,602 Maybe kiss the bride. 615 00:28:27,686 --> 00:28:29,438 Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on. It's easy. 616 00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:32,816 Okay, but, like, will I have to, you know... 617 00:28:33,817 --> 00:28:35,902 All right, what exactly am I looking at? 618 00:28:35,986 --> 00:28:38,280 Your ride. 619 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:44,077 Sorry, kid, I got another fire to put out. 620 00:28:44,161 --> 00:28:46,955 Good luck down there. I'll be listening. 621 00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:50,459 Talk to me. 622 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:51,960 It's the Lizard League, sir. 623 00:28:52,043 --> 00:28:54,463 - [hissing] - [growling] 624 00:28:54,546 --> 00:28:56,089 You called me back for the Lizard League? 625 00:28:56,173 --> 00:28:58,508 They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas. 626 00:28:58,592 --> 00:29:01,303 How? We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell. 627 00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:02,554 Uh, it appears 628 00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:03,805 that Supreme Lizard has seized 629 00:29:03,889 --> 00:29:05,182 - control in his absence. - [laughs] 630 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:08,393 [sighs] Send in the Guardians. 631 00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:09,936 A-Are you sure they're ready? 632 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,813 If they can't take down the Lizard League, 633 00:29:11,897 --> 00:29:13,273 they'll never be ready. 634 00:29:13,356 --> 00:29:15,108 [growls] 635 00:29:15,192 --> 00:29:16,401 [grunts] 636 00:29:19,446 --> 00:29:20,572 [Rex] Nope. 637 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:23,283 Not this bullshit again. 638 00:29:23,366 --> 00:29:26,620 I'm not doing another me. 639 00:29:26,703 --> 00:29:29,206 That me better not be you, Rudy. 640 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,290 It's not. 641 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,962 Who are you? 642 00:29:36,046 --> 00:29:39,799 I call me... the Shapesmith. [grunts] 643 00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:43,011 [growls] 644 00:29:43,094 --> 00:29:43,929 [grunts] 645 00:29:44,012 --> 00:29:45,847 Guardians. 646 00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:46,932 [grunts] 647 00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:49,392 Things usually this weird around here? 648 00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:51,436 You have no idea. 649 00:30:00,445 --> 00:30:02,155 Whoa. 650 00:30:02,239 --> 00:30:04,157 [royal guard] Wear this. 651 00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:17,879 [crowd cheering] 652 00:30:31,893 --> 00:30:35,855 Welcome, son of he who slayed my husband. 653 00:30:35,939 --> 00:30:36,982 About that... 654 00:30:37,065 --> 00:30:39,651 You will address her as Your Majesty, 655 00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:40,944 air-breather. 656 00:30:41,027 --> 00:30:42,737 Right. Your Majesty, 657 00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:45,073 it's an honor to meet you. 658 00:30:45,156 --> 00:30:47,492 And I'm very sorry 659 00:30:47,576 --> 00:30:49,703 for what my father did, 660 00:30:49,786 --> 00:30:51,288 but I can't do this. 661 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,748 And definitely not here in front of everyone. 662 00:30:53,832 --> 00:30:55,959 Okay. Uh, Th-This is kind of awkward, but 663 00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:57,752 I have a girlfriend-- name is Amber-- 664 00:30:57,836 --> 00:30:59,879 and we're finally in a good place, 665 00:30:59,963 --> 00:31:02,340 so, even though, you know, 666 00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,009 you seem super nice, 667 00:31:04,092 --> 00:31:07,012 it-it just wouldn't feel right to... 668 00:31:07,095 --> 00:31:09,055 What do you speak of? 669 00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:11,808 Isn't that why I'm here? To be your new king? 670 00:31:11,891 --> 00:31:13,393 [snorts] Why would I need a king? 671 00:31:13,476 --> 00:31:16,563 I commanded this kingdom for a decade 672 00:31:16,646 --> 00:31:19,357 while Aquarus played dress-up with you humans. 673 00:31:19,441 --> 00:31:22,652 Oh, then we're not getting married? 674 00:31:22,736 --> 00:31:26,239 We abolished that barbaric custom. 675 00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:28,908 What do you think we are, savages? 676 00:31:28,992 --> 00:31:31,870 [chuckles] Oh, my... Oh, thank God. 677 00:31:31,953 --> 00:31:35,332 [chuckles] I mean, uh, thank you, Your-Your Majesty. 678 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,792 [stammers] G-Great. 679 00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,502 So, what's the new law? 680 00:31:42,547 --> 00:31:44,758 Trial by combat. 681 00:31:44,841 --> 00:31:48,303 Release the Depth-Dweller! 682 00:31:48,386 --> 00:31:50,889 [crowd murmuring] 683 00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:53,308 [Depth-Dweller growling] 684 00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:56,019 Aw, man. 685 00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:03,568 [squeaks] 686 00:32:05,987 --> 00:32:08,490 Wait, you want me to fight that? 687 00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:11,868 Seems a little unfair. [chuckles] 688 00:32:13,495 --> 00:32:15,664 - [grunting] - [squeaking] 689 00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,792 Okay. I win. Can I go now? 690 00:32:20,085 --> 00:32:21,753 Whoa. 691 00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:24,547 [roars] 692 00:32:24,631 --> 00:32:26,299 [panting] 693 00:32:26,383 --> 00:32:29,052 - [squeaks] - Uh... 694 00:32:29,135 --> 00:32:32,305 Oh, that makes a lot more sense. 695 00:32:42,065 --> 00:32:43,775 [sighs] Seriously? 696 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,404 [mailbox door creaks open] 697 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,656 - [mailbox door closes] - [sighs] 698 00:32:49,739 --> 00:32:52,617 Uh, if you're not feeling ready... 699 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,869 - Paul. - Yeah? 700 00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:58,748 - Let's sell this bitch. - Okay. 701 00:32:58,832 --> 00:33:00,667 [wife] Oh, wow. 702 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,211 This place is adorable. 703 00:33:05,588 --> 00:33:07,465 Hi. 704 00:33:07,549 --> 00:33:08,800 [sighs] 705 00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:11,386 So pleased to meet you. Come on in. 706 00:33:12,804 --> 00:33:13,888 And last 707 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:16,391 but not least, the living room. 708 00:33:16,474 --> 00:33:17,976 I love it. 709 00:33:18,059 --> 00:33:19,602 It looks recently renovated. 710 00:33:19,686 --> 00:33:22,856 It looks like they didn't even know what they were doing. 711 00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:25,525 I-It was professionally redone only two years ago. 712 00:33:25,608 --> 00:33:26,943 When are you taking offers? 713 00:33:27,026 --> 00:33:28,611 - Wednesday. - Whoa! 714 00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:31,114 - Slow down. - I was just asking. 715 00:33:31,197 --> 00:33:32,782 Yeah? Well, don't bother. 716 00:33:32,866 --> 00:33:35,076 We're definitely not offering on this place. 717 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,787 It's in our price range. We like the location. The schools... 718 00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:39,122 It's too far from the office. 719 00:33:39,205 --> 00:33:40,331 You want me to get home even later? 720 00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:42,250 There's excellent local transit. 721 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,877 [wife] Of course I don't. I just think... 722 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,253 It's not happening. 723 00:33:45,336 --> 00:33:47,380 When you earn the money, 724 00:33:47,464 --> 00:33:49,966 you can decide where we live. 725 00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:51,551 She's not your pet. 726 00:33:51,634 --> 00:33:53,595 What was that? 727 00:33:53,678 --> 00:33:55,221 Did we mention the spacious garage? 728 00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:57,223 Why don't you all go ahead? I'll meet you there in a jiffy. 729 00:33:57,307 --> 00:33:58,892 [scoffs] 730 00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:02,896 Why don't you take the rest of the day off? 731 00:34:02,979 --> 00:34:04,481 - I'll call you later. - [door closes] 732 00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:11,278 [yells, grunts] 733 00:34:11,362 --> 00:34:13,363 [growling] 734 00:34:14,783 --> 00:34:16,075 [sighs] 735 00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:20,830 [grunts] 736 00:34:20,914 --> 00:34:21,664 [yells] 737 00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:30,965 [Cecil over earpiece] What the hell's going on down there? 738 00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:35,303 Your file on Atlantean law needs some serious updating. 739 00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:36,845 - This wasn't the deal. - Huh. 740 00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:38,640 I'm pulling you out. Backup's on the way. 741 00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:46,731 Huh. 742 00:34:47,731 --> 00:34:48,900 [yells] 743 00:34:51,026 --> 00:34:53,863 Oh, shit! [grunting] 744 00:34:58,743 --> 00:35:00,703 [shrieks] 745 00:35:02,121 --> 00:35:04,123 [yelling] 746 00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:07,877 Talk to me, kid. 747 00:35:07,961 --> 00:35:10,129 [grunting] 748 00:35:10,213 --> 00:35:13,550 That... sound. 749 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,760 [grunts] 750 00:35:21,724 --> 00:35:23,142 [cheering] 751 00:35:23,226 --> 00:35:24,853 [groans] 752 00:35:24,936 --> 00:35:27,063 How far away is that backup? 753 00:35:27,146 --> 00:35:28,147 Incoming. 754 00:35:28,231 --> 00:35:29,774 [gasps] 755 00:35:34,571 --> 00:35:37,532 Now's your chance. Get out of there. 756 00:35:37,615 --> 00:35:38,741 [grunts] 757 00:35:43,454 --> 00:35:46,624 [roars] 758 00:35:48,918 --> 00:35:50,587 [crowd screaming] 759 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,964 Huh? 760 00:35:57,802 --> 00:36:01,180 Cecil, that thing got loose. It's killing everyone. 761 00:36:01,264 --> 00:36:02,724 Well they should have thought about that before they 762 00:36:02,807 --> 00:36:04,142 brought it home from the store. 763 00:36:04,225 --> 00:36:06,102 I can't leave those people to die. 764 00:36:06,185 --> 00:36:09,105 They tried to kill you. They were cheering. 765 00:36:09,188 --> 00:36:12,066 All they wanted was justice for what my dad did. 766 00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:16,821 You're not your father, Mark. 767 00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:22,285 That's why I'm going back. 768 00:36:22,368 --> 00:36:24,621 [grunts] 769 00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:26,623 [screaming] 770 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,085 [whimpering] 771 00:36:32,086 --> 00:36:34,005 [roars] 772 00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:36,049 [grunting] 773 00:36:39,761 --> 00:36:41,429 [panting] 774 00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:53,691 Okay, now we can do this. 775 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:55,485 [shouting] 776 00:36:55,568 --> 00:36:56,527 [grunting] 777 00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:04,327 [shouts] 778 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,794 [grunts, sighs] 779 00:37:13,836 --> 00:37:16,673 [grunting] 780 00:37:32,939 --> 00:37:34,649 [sighs] 781 00:37:34,732 --> 00:37:36,567 Um... 782 00:37:36,651 --> 00:37:38,319 [grunts] 783 00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:40,530 [screams] 784 00:37:40,613 --> 00:37:43,241 [gasps] 785 00:37:44,617 --> 00:37:46,619 [laughs] 786 00:37:50,873 --> 00:37:52,166 [gasps] 787 00:37:54,544 --> 00:37:56,254 Aah! 788 00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:59,215 Ugh... Ah... 789 00:37:59,298 --> 00:38:00,508 [sighs] 790 00:38:00,591 --> 00:38:02,510 [Cecil over earpiece] You got lucky this time. 791 00:38:02,593 --> 00:38:03,845 Lucky? 792 00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:05,179 Atlantis is calling it even 793 00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:07,390 since you saved the Queen's life. 794 00:38:07,473 --> 00:38:10,184 The next time I give you an order, 795 00:38:10,268 --> 00:38:12,353 you listen. 796 00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:15,148 Pull up the audio from that fight. 797 00:38:15,231 --> 00:38:17,942 - [Depth-Dweller growling] - [Mark grunting] 798 00:38:18,026 --> 00:38:20,111 - [Depth-Dweller shrieks] - [Mark screaming] 799 00:38:20,194 --> 00:38:22,196 Get it to the boys in R and D. I want a report in a week. 800 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,406 Yes, sir. 801 00:38:26,576 --> 00:38:30,288 Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you, she seemed, uh... 802 00:38:30,371 --> 00:38:33,541 distressed when she... when she saw me. 803 00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:34,876 Well, she's a distressed person. 804 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,419 After the number Nolan did on her, 805 00:38:36,502 --> 00:38:38,755 who knows what's going through her head. 806 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,298 Anything else, Donald? 807 00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:44,260 No, sir. 808 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,560 Ugh. 809 00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:54,479 [sighs] 810 00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:56,147 [Eve] Why would you do that? 811 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:58,107 We don't want your fake food 812 00:38:58,191 --> 00:39:00,526 or your fake gold. 813 00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:02,612 They're not fake. 814 00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:05,490 But... [sighs] I get it. 815 00:39:05,573 --> 00:39:09,285 You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful. 816 00:39:09,368 --> 00:39:12,371 I know how hard you worked to provide for mom and me. 817 00:39:12,455 --> 00:39:14,457 No one is trying to take that away from you. 818 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,626 But you got to get over this stupid 819 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:18,211 "man of the house" thing. I'm trying to help. 820 00:39:18,294 --> 00:39:20,004 [grunts] Oh, yeah? 821 00:39:20,088 --> 00:39:22,256 Like you helped Chicago? 822 00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:24,092 - Adam, don't. - What? 823 00:39:24,175 --> 00:39:25,802 [grunts] The whole lot 824 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,096 was unstable, that's why 825 00:39:28,179 --> 00:39:29,806 the city never built there. 826 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:33,184 It's a miracle nobody was killed. 827 00:39:33,267 --> 00:39:35,436 This is what happens when you think rules 828 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,897 are just for us pathetic normal people. 829 00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:40,399 Your powers don't make you a hero. 830 00:39:40,483 --> 00:39:43,277 - They make you dangerous. - [Eve sighs] 831 00:39:43,361 --> 00:39:45,571 I have to go. 832 00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:49,617 Don't come back until you've figured that out. 833 00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:56,290 [sighs] 834 00:40:03,756 --> 00:40:04,882 [wine bottle opens] 835 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,013 [sighs] 836 00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:13,266 [scoffs] 837 00:40:13,349 --> 00:40:15,518 [grunting] 838 00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:20,857 Fuck you, motherfucker! 839 00:40:23,151 --> 00:40:24,777 [panting] 840 00:40:26,696 --> 00:40:28,698 [crying] 841 00:40:41,085 --> 00:40:43,713 - [door slides open, closes] - [gasps] 842 00:40:56,058 --> 00:40:59,061 [crying] 843 00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:25,713 And over here is our training room. 844 00:41:25,796 --> 00:41:28,841 Wow. Look at all those... 845 00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,718 those things. 846 00:41:30,801 --> 00:41:33,429 Ooh why don't you show him the shower, Immortal? 847 00:41:33,512 --> 00:41:35,097 It's super roomy. 848 00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:38,017 You could do anything in there, right? 849 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,353 And you all get to live here? 850 00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:43,272 Play your cards right and maybe you can, too, someday. 851 00:41:43,356 --> 00:41:45,608 The Guardians could use someone with your talents. 852 00:41:45,691 --> 00:41:47,109 Really? 853 00:41:47,193 --> 00:41:49,862 Forgive me for questioning your authority, Immortal, 854 00:41:49,946 --> 00:41:52,323 but we don't know anything about the Shapesmith. 855 00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:53,658 [Shapesmith] I can tell you. 856 00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:56,118 I can tell you. I can tell you. [clears throat] 857 00:41:56,202 --> 00:41:58,204 I was born a baby human, 858 00:41:58,287 --> 00:42:01,457 right here on the planet of Earth. 859 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:03,542 [sequids chittering] 860 00:42:11,968 --> 00:42:15,888 I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident. 861 00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:28,985 I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people 862 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:32,530 and to protect my planet, no matter what. 863 00:42:38,202 --> 00:42:40,246 Because I am a normal 864 00:42:40,329 --> 00:42:42,415 human superhero. 865 00:42:45,584 --> 00:42:46,794 Am I in? 866 00:42:50,298 --> 00:42:54,343 [Supreme Lizard] Yes, we were defeated. Yes, 867 00:42:54,427 --> 00:42:56,887 it was embarrassing. 868 00:42:56,971 --> 00:43:00,975 Yes, it was my plan. 869 00:43:01,058 --> 00:43:03,644 But we are not a joke, 870 00:43:03,728 --> 00:43:08,024 no matter what social media says. 871 00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,443 We are the Lizard League, 872 00:43:10,526 --> 00:43:14,280 and we are unstoppable. 873 00:43:14,363 --> 00:43:18,451 [all] We're unstoppable. We're unstoppable. 874 00:43:18,534 --> 00:43:21,454 And under my leadership, 875 00:43:21,537 --> 00:43:24,415 instead of that fool, King Lizard, 876 00:43:24,498 --> 00:43:27,418 we will rise again, 877 00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:29,962 any day now! 878 00:43:30,046 --> 00:43:33,007 [all] All hail Supreme Lizard. 879 00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:34,592 All hail S... 880 00:43:34,675 --> 00:43:36,302 - [gunshot] - [all gasp] 881 00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:40,681 [groans] 882 00:43:42,641 --> 00:43:45,269 If anyone is going to 883 00:43:45,353 --> 00:43:47,897 turn this organization around, 884 00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:50,816 it's going to be King Lizard. 885 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,693 Any objections? 886 00:43:56,697 --> 00:43:59,784 [alarm blaring] 887 00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:11,128 Why should I tell you anything? 888 00:44:11,212 --> 00:44:12,922 Who the hell are you, anyway? 889 00:44:14,298 --> 00:44:16,258 Think of me as an old friend. 890 00:44:16,342 --> 00:44:18,094 An old friend who can help you, 891 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,888 given your current predicament. 892 00:44:22,056 --> 00:44:23,474 Fine. 893 00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:27,019 They were smart. 894 00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:29,271 After our ultimatum, they ambushed my dad 895 00:44:29,355 --> 00:44:31,774 with experimental quantum bombs. 896 00:44:31,857 --> 00:44:34,193 Still cost them most of Europe. 897 00:44:34,276 --> 00:44:36,570 [chuckles] 898 00:44:36,654 --> 00:44:38,364 Then they just... 899 00:44:38,447 --> 00:44:40,908 wore me down. 900 00:44:40,991 --> 00:44:43,994 Caught me when I finally had to sleep. 901 00:44:44,078 --> 00:44:47,623 Hmm. Interesting. 902 00:44:48,707 --> 00:44:51,419 - Freeze! - Who the hell are you? 903 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:55,881 - That's what I said. - Me? I'm not your problem. 904 00:44:55,965 --> 00:44:59,343 Then whose problem are you? 905 00:44:59,427 --> 00:45:02,680 His. Well, not his, but... 906 00:45:04,098 --> 00:45:06,267 ...close enough. 907 00:45:06,350 --> 00:45:08,936 Make him pay for what he did to your world. 908 00:45:09,019 --> 00:45:10,604 What? 909 00:45:10,688 --> 00:45:13,691 Stop. Hey, you promised you'd help me. Hey. 910 00:45:13,774 --> 00:45:16,610 Don't leave me here! Hey! 911 00:45:16,694 --> 00:45:18,696 ♪ ♪ 912 00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:49,643 ♪ ♪